Snippet of Conversation

Me: What do you think about mens rings?
Female Friend: You mean like a wedding band or just in general?
Me: In general.
Female Friend: I don’t see any problem with mens rings as long as they aren’t ugly looking.
Me: Cool.
Female Friend: Why?
Me: No reason.
Female Friend: Do you have some big iced-out ring?
Me: No, i was just wondering.
Female [...]

I’m no longer sleepy

When I proposed to my wife, I came up with the brilliant idea of getting our wedding rings tattooed on our fingers. With the price of engagement rings and mens wedding bands today, I thought I could trick my wife into a cheaper alternative. Obviously, she saw right through it and threatened to retract her [...]