My Weaksauce Childhood Trauma Story

I was just thinking about baby clothes… in particular, those little onesies with the little padding on the feet. I used to wear my red one all the time and slide around the carpet on the soles. For bonus points, my sister and I would tie plastic grocery bags to our feet and play carpet [...]

A brutally stretched comparison…

a’la The Office on NBC
Dwight Schrute: “Question: What does baby bedding and golf shirts have in common?”
Jim Halpert: “Uhh.. I’m not really sure, Dwi-”
DS: “False. Fact: They are both made from fabric.”
JH: “That’s really good to know, Dwight. Can you please leave me alone right now, I’m on a call.”
DS: “Why don’t you leave ME [...]

Step Two

Now that you’ve got that nice new crib… you definitely need some baby bedding to go with it! A crib without baby bedding is like a car without an engine… pointless!! And much like the motor in a car, baby bedding isn’t cheap! The stuff I saw online was in the $600 range! I wonder [...]

I’m sleepy.

I’m pretty tall. 6′2″ … so as you can imagine, I have trouble finding a comfortable bed. I go to great lengths to keep my bed as comfortable as possible, so I like to give my young son the same care and hook him up with some new baby bedding so he can be just as comfortable [...]