I went out to Golden Gate Park today, wearing one of my favorite golf shirts to stay cool.
We had plans to go to the butterfly atrium, but wound up meandering through the arboretum first. It was… AMAZING. we then went to the conservatory of flowers… also impressive. The butterfly atrium is inside. When we finally [...]
So…
Here’s the idea.
Babies grow.
& babies need baby clothes.
So here’s what we do. We get NASA scientists to come up with some super special, mega-soft, insanely stretchable elastic.
Then we make baby clothes from that. That way, as babies grow, their clothes grow with them… like skin!
That way, we can slightly offset the cost of having a young child!
In [...]
Two coins in the fountain….
I’ll make two wishes.
First, why don’t more golf courses set up grow light systems or something so that the course can stay open past daylight hours?
Those courses sit in the dark when they could be lit up and playable. I could take out my golf equipment at 9pm and play till 2! Late night!
That would [...]
It keeps getting smaller…
The world, that is. With these satellite internet providers that keep popping up, you can stay connected, regardless of where you’re at. Middle of the ocean? Middle of the high desert? Underwater? On the south pole? A satellite internet provider will keep you in touch so you can stream data back and forth from the [...]
Yay!
Grow light systems? High bay lights? If you don’t know what these are, then you’re missing out. You should head over to www.accessdiscounts.com and check them out… who knows, maybe you need them and you don’t even know it!
Just a little bit of advice
What?
Organic baby clothes? I wonder what they are made from…?
Let’s find out…
… please hold for research…
Ok. “organic baby clothes” refer to clothes which are fashioned from “organic cotton” … i had to ask a friend, because I was under the impression that “organic” is considered to be any substance containing carbon (chem geek) and she [...]
My Weaksauce Childhood Trauma Story
I was just thinking about baby clothes… in particular, those little onesies with the little padding on the feet. I used to wear my red one all the time and slide around the carpet on the soles. For bonus points, my sister and I would tie plastic grocery bags to our feet and play carpet [...]
Another Haiku (For You!)
I can write haikus
though bassinets aren’t golf shirts,
both are made from cloth.
Brilliant Idea
Some of you may know, others of you might not, but I’ve been “living” in San Francisco this summer.
I put “living” in quotation marks because I don’t really have a place to stay, i’ve been Couch Surfing!!!
There’s a website based on the idea of couch surfing, where you open your home up to travelers [...]
A brutally stretched comparison…
a’la The Office on NBC
Dwight Schrute: “Question: What does baby bedding and golf shirts have in common?”
Jim Halpert: “Uhh.. I’m not really sure, Dwi-”
DS: “False. Fact: They are both made from fabric.”
JH: “That’s really good to know, Dwight. Can you please leave me alone right now, I’m on a call.”
DS: “Why don’t you leave ME [...]
